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Twilight Saga review

   Um what is there really to say... It made me cry myself to sleep... out of sheer boredom and then there was a sequel. While New Moon had some sliver of promise, that perhaps the most popular vampiric lore since Brahm Stoker's masterpiece wouldn't be written as shoddily as Harry Potter, that was smashed by the immense heap of nearly unintelligible drivel known as Eclipse.
   As if the story becoming a trilogy wasn't drawing this tale out long enough the dumb bitch wrote an fourth book. Breaking Dawn was so terrible, I could not bring myself to finish it. The "plot" was simply taking all of the Twifans complaints and half-thought-out questions and stringing the desired answers together for as long as possible, and clearly only written for the money.
   This story fills me with emotion so strong I want to burn every one of them in a massive pyre, to the honor of Anne Rice and for the good of humanity. In case you are wondering when I was going to discuss the actual story, characters, and supposed literature, I decided it would be best not to waste your time. I am sure you have more important things to do then read my rantings so I will conclude my review with this....



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2009-12-05 [kaktus]: rofl! i actually went to see twilight the night it came out, and yes i thought it was a good movie at the time...but then i read the anne rice series and reread the twilight series. they completely MURDERED that movie, and the series is no better.

2009-12-05 [Deleted user]: `steak them all....and the vamps to.imfed up of the little anoying emo BITCHES fucking blabing on and on and on about how edward is do dreamy and that there the only ones that can connect with the little fagit bastard i say man up cunt and bite the dam bitch not fuckin stop her getting her ass raped

2009-12-06 [Doll]: OMG, do not get me started on the casting for the twilight saga >.<
the sparkles and what not fine, butcher the whole vampire legend, etc. but the casting????
Edward is suppose to be SO dreamy and a really sexy pale man... but who do they cast? not some uber attractive mysterious guy, noooo... some flat faced, dead eyed bad actor -_-....... i wasnt happy about that, but was just as dissapointed with the choice for the lead woman, Bella. my god why her???? for the girl that every one wants, shouldnt it be a girl some one would want? with her unfortunate features and constant sneer she is less than a perfect pick for the lady to be fought over >.<
the rest of the cast i dont really have problems with, but my god the casting director should have been shot for their pick for the 2 main people... *barf* neither of which are very nice to look at or very good actors... as if their werent enough problems with the damn movie/story line...

2009-12-06 [Deleted user]: the freaky vamp lady was hot where as bella i wouldnt touch her with his*pints at the first guy to walk buy*

2009-12-06 [The end]: I think they should have gone with Megan Fox. and by the way, put a bag over that sneer and the body should make up for it. wait, am i the first guy to walk by? shit...

2009-12-06 [Deleted user]: mwahahahahahahaha your penis is fucked

2009-12-06 [kaktus]: ROFL!!!

2009-12-06 [The end]: Good thing I just happen to carry a paper bag in my pocket... Point me in the direction and I'll be back in 5.

2009-12-06 [Deleted user]: *turns you round to face her and blind folds you*youll thank me later

2009-12-06 [The end]: dont need the blind fold, i have a bag.

2009-12-06 [The end]: Anne Rice books arent bad. I will never read the Twilight series. Want nothing to do with it at all. Its gay. Like most chick flicks... and books written by them..

2009-12-06 [Deleted user]: a well

2009-12-08 [The end]: No offense to any ladies, by the way. Im just not much of a romantic type person.

2009-12-08 [Deleted user]: romancecanbe handy thow brother

2009-12-11 [The end]: I honestly dont know what to say to that lol. Im just not very romantic.

2009-12-11 [Deleted user]: learn it andwoo women

2009-12-11 [The end]: I actually dont have that hard of a time gettin ladies. Plus, I am already engaged so...

2009-12-11 [Deleted user]: a well then your sorted man

2010-10-19 [CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]: wow

2011-10-01 [The Iron Warrior]: twilght is an embarrment to good vamp movies

2018-11-27 [The Iron Warrior]: VAMPIRES DONT SPARlKE but doll does!!!!!!!

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